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Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

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If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

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Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

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Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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I run a parody bank account.

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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

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Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

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My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

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The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

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Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Breaking via X:

Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

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If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

Going viral on Reddit:

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

Trending via Reddit:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

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When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

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We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

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Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

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Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

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If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

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He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

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You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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Shared recently on Twitch:

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

Making waves on X:

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Live now on YouTube:

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

Just shared via Discord:

I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

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“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

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People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

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