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Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Me in hell: “So did it hurt when you fell from heaven.” Lucifer: “Get out!”

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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294 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,563

Funny Quotes Topics

17,619

Funny Quotes Images

15,563

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Twitch:

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

Going viral on WeChat:

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

Trending via X:

Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

Spotted on Messenger:

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

Seen just now on Slack:

My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

Going viral on Instagram:

Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

76 shares on Telegram this month:

Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

29 shares on Pinterest this month:

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

31 shares on X this month:

My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

58 shares on Discord this month:

If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

58 shares on YouTube this month:

Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

83 shares on WeChat this month:

Can’t believe my neighbor rang my doorbell at 3 a.m. last night… Luckily, I was still up playing the drums.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

38 shares on Discord this month:

I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Long-term relationship? Like Tom and Jerry?

9 folks are currently checking 👀

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

294 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,563

Funny Quotes Topics

17,619

Funny Quotes Images

15,563

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

Users Online

3,412

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Slack:

Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

Broadcasted on Threads:

White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

Making waves on Instagram:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Shared recently on Reddit:

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

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