Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Commentary:
Oh, so apparently women are exempt from the "ugly" label? 🙅‍♀️ Must be nice living in a world where flaws magically disappear just because of your gender! 💁‍♀️ Looks like some people need a reality check to level up from their boyhood beliefs! 🤔✨ #BeautyIsSubjective
6 months ago
Share →: Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

Commentary:
Seems like they want the cake and eat it, or in this case, complain about the portion size and still enjoy the finger food! 🍰🤭 #SizeMattersButFingersDoItBetter
6 months ago
Share →: I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

Commentary:
Well, it's a tough competition between contorted makeup faces 🤪 and the inevitable shaving mishaps of men 🧔. One thing's for sure, both activities can result in some hilarious facial expressions! 😂💄🪒 #BeautyStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

Commentary:
Well, looks like the days of subtle sassiness are over for the ladies! 🙅‍♀️ No more digging in purses for coins or lip balm, just straight to the point with that middle finger! 💁‍♀️ Keep it sassy, ladies! 💅
6 months ago
Share →: Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'oh, you want to see crazy?' line – a dangerous game of emotional Russian roulette 🤪💥! It's best to proceed with caution and perhaps a helmet 🪖. Remember, sometimes it's okay to just admire from a safe distance 👀😅!"
6 months ago
Share →: “Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like "charming honesty" has its limits when it comes to job interviews! 🍸💃 Guess it's time to swap those weaknesses for something a bit more work-appropriate, like saying you're "too detail-oriented" or "overly passionate about excel spreadsheets." Remember, save the fun stuff for the office holiday party! 😉
6 months ago
Share →: If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

Commentary:
"If I was a weather man, I'd have a radar for beauty and a forecast for charm! ☀️💁‍♂️ Who needs Doppler when you can dazzle with data and charm with charm? 😉🌦️ #WeatherFlirting"
6 months ago
Share →: Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

Commentary:
"Looks like your DMs are going to be 90% more interesting now! 😉🔥 Keep slaying, influencer extraordinaire! 💁‍♂️💃 #StillGotIt"
6 months ago
Share →: Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

Commentary:
Looks like in autumn, men are holding on to those summer vibes like a hot potato 🥵, while women have already pulled out their winter coats and are sipping on pumpkin spice lattes in style ❄️☕️. It's all about that seasonal transition struggle! 🍂💁‍♂️💁‍♀️
6 months ago
Share →: If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal mystery of the dating world 🕵️‍♂️🤔 Perhaps it's because women are searching for that elusive diamond in the rough 💎 or maybe they're just enjoying the buffet of options 🍽️🍷 One thing's for sure, it's all part of the fun and games of love and romance! 💘😄