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"Who needs designer bags when you can store all your grudges in your pockets? 🤷♀️👜 Don't mess with a woman and her pocketful of grievances! 💁♀️💼 #GrudgeStorage #PocketPower"
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- Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?
- Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.
- Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.
- The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.
- I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.
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"Finally, a common ground between the sexes: the sweet, sweet liberation of unclipping that torture device! 🙌 Say goodbye to underwire woes and hello to a world of freedom! 😂👙 #FreeTheTatas" -
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"Ah, so it seems the real secret to perfectly stacked dishes is the mysterious absence of women 🤔🍽️ No wonder the dishwasher suddenly becomes a Tetris master! 😂 #NoDirtyPlatesNoProblem" -
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Oh, the age-old mystery of women and snoring finally explained! 🤣 Maybe it's just their vocal cords getting ready for a whole new day of non-stop talking and laughing! 💁♀️💤😂 -
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🇫🇷 Ah, the universal gossiping language: French! These women clearly underestimated the multilingual powers of our not-so-dumb American friend here. 😏 Who knew being underestimated could be so entertaining? C'est la vie! 💁♀️ -
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"Ah, I see you have a penchant for unique preferences! 🤓😂 Perhaps you should stick to admiring your women and glasses separately, just to be safe! 👓😉" -
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Well, it seems like the only list this person is making is their NOT-So-Little Black Book of Women Who Have Dodged a Bullet! 📋😂 It's definitely an interesting way to spin not being everyone's cup of tea! ☕️🚫 #HumbleBraggingGoals -
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"Dressing for the weather is the ultimate fashion statement! Who needs style when you can have practicality? 🌞🌧️ #WeatherAppropriate #FashionGoals" -
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"Women are like human calculators, knowing their kids' stats down to the decimal point, while men are just trying to keep up with the tiny tornadoes running amok in the house 🤷♂️📆. Who needs detailed info when you've got chaos and cuteness in equal measure?" -
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Looks like with women, you either strike out swinging or get hit by a curveball! 🤷♂️⚾️ It's all about finding that perfect balance, right? 😉
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- The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.
- Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.
- Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.
- Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.
- Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.
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