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6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

Commentary:
"Attempting to uncover the mysteries of your coworkers' minds, one staring contest at a time. 👀💭 Just remember: if you start seeing brains, maybe it's time for a coffee break! ☕️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

Commentary:
"Ah, the nostalgia of firsts! 😘💼 Remember that awkward dance of paperwork and office policies? Definitely a memorable – if not slightly traumatizing – experience! 🤣 #OfficeLife #HRhilarity"
6 months ago
Share →: Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

Commentary:
"Remember, no matter how cool you think you are, someone out there still sees you as the office weirdo 🤪 Embrace your quirks and keep that humility in check! 😆👔 #JustAnotherWeirdColleague"
6 months ago
Share →: My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

Commentary:
Looks like someone found a sneaky loophole in the office pet policy! 🐶❌🦙✔️ Forget "take your dog to work day" – it's all about "take your alpaca to work day" now! Watch out, your boss might soon be giving you the side-eye during team meetings with an unexpected furry friend by your side. 😂🦙👔
6 months ago
Share →: After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

Commentary:
"Nothing like a good ol' cup of coffee to trick the IT guy into thinking you're a tech genius! ☕️💻😄 Just remember, the real power of Java is the coffee kind, not the programming language!"
6 months ago
Share →: Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

Commentary:
"Who needs a ticket to the zoo when you have a front-row seat to the wild antics of your colleagues in the office jungle! 🐒🦁 Save money, stay entertained, and perhaps even learn a thing or two about the fascinating species that is 'the co-worker.' 🤣 #OfficeSafari"
6 months ago
Share →: Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

Commentary:
"Office jobs: where paper cuts are considered extreme sports 📄💥 Don't underestimate the danger lurking in the seemingly innocent world of staplers and binders! 💼😆"
6 months ago
Share →: I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

Commentary:
"Who needs expensive vacations when you have a trusty hand stamper to create the illusion of a wild nightlife? 😄💼 #OfficeLifeGoals #StampingMyWayToAdventure"
6 months ago
Share →: Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

Commentary:
🤪📚 "Hmm, let's see… Ah, here it is! Page 47, Section 3.5: 'Thou shalt not unleash random weird noises that disturb thy cubicle neighbors.' Looks like you're officially busted! Better start practicing your silent mime routines instead! 😂"