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76 Funny world quotes

Funny world quotes offer a humorous perspective on our global experiences and the quirks of life on Earth! 🌍😂 From witty observations about international cultures to playful takes on world events, these quotes capture the lighter side of our diverse planet. Enjoy a laugh as you explore the fun side of the world! 😄🌎

1 day ago
View →: Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.
4 days ago
View →: The world is my ostrich, or whatever.
4 days ago
View →: Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.
1 week ago
View →: I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.
2 weeks ago
View →: Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…
2 weeks ago
View →: Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?
3 weeks ago
View →: Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.
3 weeks ago
View →: College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.
3 weeks ago
View →: What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.
4 weeks ago
View →: Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.
1 month ago
View →: There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.
1 month ago
View →: I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.
1 month ago
View →: Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.
2 months ago
View →: The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.
2 months ago
View →: I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.
3 months ago
View →: Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.
3 months ago
View →: Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.
3 months ago
View →: I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.
3 months ago
View →: I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.
3 months ago
View →: The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!
3 months ago
View →: Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.
3 months ago
View →: I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.
3 months ago
View →: For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.
3 months ago
View →: I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.
4 months ago
View →: The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.
4 months ago
View →: Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.
4 months ago
View →: Be nice today, the world is on fire.
4 months ago
View →: The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.
4 months ago
View →: I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.
4 months ago
View →: I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

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