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Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

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I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

Trending via Instagram:

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

Going viral on Facebook:

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Breaking via Messenger:

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

Trending via Messenger:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

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For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

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Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

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Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

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Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

Making waves on Reddit:

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

Shared recently on Discord:

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

Going viral on WeChat:

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

Reported on Twitch:

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

Shared recently on Slack:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

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Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

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