Funny world quotes

Funny world quotes offer a humorous perspective on our global experiences and the quirks of life on Earth! 🌍😂 From witty observations about international cultures to playful takes on world events, these quotes capture the lighter side of our diverse planet. Enjoy a laugh as you explore the fun side of the world! 😄🌎

The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

Funny Quotes June 14, 2024

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

Funny Quotes May 27, 2024

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

Funny Quotes May 26, 2024

Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Funny Quotes May 21, 2024

One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

Funny Quotes May 12, 2024

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Funny Quotes May 7, 2024

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Funny Quotes October 27, 2023

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

Funny Quotes October 11, 2023

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

Funny Quotes September 28, 2023

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023