139 funny world quotes - Wordgag

The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

May 20, 2026

I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

May 20, 2026

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

May 20, 2026

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

May 20, 2026

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

May 20, 2026

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

May 20, 2026

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

May 20, 2026

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

May 20, 2026

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

May 20, 2026

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

May 19, 2026

A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

May 19, 2026

A collective orgasm would fix the world.

May 19, 2026

I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

May 19, 2026

The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

May 19, 2026

To be gentle in this world is an act of rebellion.

May 19, 2026

The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

May 19, 2026

The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

May 19, 2026

I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

May 19, 2026

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

May 19, 2026

The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

May 19, 2026

I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

May 19, 2026

You don’t get to comment on the world until you’ve made your bed.

May 19, 2026

What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

May 19, 2026

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

May 18, 2026

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

May 18, 2026

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

May 18, 2026

Are you climbing a mountain for the world to see you, or for you to see the world?

May 18, 2026

Deleted all my dating apps. I’m ready to find the love of my life in World of Warcraft.

May 18, 2026

Be the funny, awkward silence breaker you want to see in the world.

Apr 2, 2026

Nobody in the entire world has ever known what to do with me.

Apr 1, 2026

Dating to marry in a world filled with cheaters, situationships, and hook-up culture.

Apr 1, 2026

The reason the world felt like a better place during your childhood is because you were a child.

Apr 1, 2026

America is truly the best country in the world at not learning from their mistakes.

Apr 1, 2026

James Bond really accurately predicted that the biggest threat to life on Earth is super-rich businessmen, whose money didn’t make them happy, and now their hobby is destroying the world.

Apr 1, 2026

I hate world events. I have problems of my own to worry about.

Apr 1, 2026

Somebody should tell James Cameron the world doesn’t need any more frigging Avatar movies.

Apr 1, 2026

Some days I feel I’m on top of the world, and other days it feels like the world is on top of me.

Apr 1, 2026

I don’t pay attention to the world ending. It has ended for me many times, and began again in the morning.

Apr 1, 2026

Being a writer means having a story you want everyone in the world to read, except anyone who knows you.

Apr 1, 2026

The funniest thing about 28 Years Later is that the rest of the world just went “Uhm, anyway!” and carried on as normal, while the Brits live in hell.

Apr 1, 2026