121 Funny world quotes

• The world started without permission again.

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  1 day ago

  again, event, humor, permission, sarcasm, started, unexpected, unexpected event, world

• This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

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  3 days ago

  am, attitude, humor, i, irony, kind, kindness, man, men, world

• There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

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  1 week ago

  beautiful, being, celibacy, dating, due, existence, forced, frustration, horny, humor, lack, life, living, man, me, men, modern, modern life, woman, women, world, worthy, worthy man

• I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

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  2 weeks ago

  birth, date, date of birth, exactly, health, hear, humor, i, information, just, lack, line, love, me, name, personal, personal information, pharmacy, pharmacy line, privacy, public, shouting, standing, world, wrong

• My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.

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  4 weeks ago

  blessing, fortune, good, good fortune, gratitude, humor, prayer, praying, son, start, welcome, wish, world

• “I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

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  1 month ago

  cheese, craving, depressed, depression, enough, food, humor, hunger, world

• I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

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  1 month ago

  awareness, before, effort, end, going, humor, i, life, life struggle, motivation, need, point, procrastination, put, real, self, self-awareness, shit, struggle, together, waiting, world, world end

• Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

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  1 month ago

  clothing, crop, crop top, heat, honey, honey pot, humor, idea, pooh, pot, right, summer, top, winnie, Winnie the Pooh, world

• A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

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  1 month ago

  ago, couple, digital, digital life, escape, humor, internet, irony, life, media, modern, modern life, real, real world, social, social media, technology, today, world

• I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

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  1 month ago

  again, catchy, catchy song, entertainment, humor, i, live, nostalgia, sitcom, song, songs, television, theme, theme song, TV, TV sitcom, want, where, world

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