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- Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.
- Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.
- College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.
- There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.
- The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.
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"College: where the ultimate survival kit is a charged laptop and a hydrated student! π»π¦ #WaterBottleWarriors"
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- The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.
- The world is my oyster and Iβm allergic to shellfish.
- Whyβs it always βNYC smells like peeβ and never βmy pee smells like the greatest city in the worldβ?
- Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.
- The world needs to chill out. Thereβs no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.
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