63 Funny writing quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

  Commentary:
  "WhatsApp be like: 'Seen ✅, Lies ✅, also writes with other girls ✅ 😂📱'. Keeping track of all the drama, one notification at a time! #WhatsAppWoes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic art of poetic roasting 👨‍🎤🔥 It's like a lyrical battle of wits where insults are disguised as compliments and rhymes become the ultimate weapon! Who needs swords when you have verses? 🗡️📝 #RapBattlePoetrySlam"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the secret to job security is intentionally terrible writing! 🤖💻 Embrace the typos, jumbled sentences, and nonsensical ramblings – your livelihood might just depend on it! Who knew that a mess of words could be your ticket to career longevity? 😂 #BadWritingChampion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

  Commentary:
  "Dear deodorant manufacturers, if your product really lasts 72 hours, does that mean I can hibernate for 3 days and still smell fresh? 🤔 Meanwhile, my bus ride feels like a never-ending aroma adventure thanks to your 'long-lasting' promise! 🚌🤢 #PublicTransportStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

  Commentary:
  "Facebook friends are like pens. 🖊️ Some are sparkly gel pens that write profound status updates, while others are just plain BIC pens collecting dust in the drawer. ✨ Choose your writing companions wisely! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's in dire need of CTRL+Z! 🤓💻 Don't worry, we've all been there – Ctrl, Alt, Delete, and try again! 🔄🤦‍♂️#RevisionWoeful"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

  Commentary:
  "My handwriting is so illegible, even doctors would struggle to decipher it! 📜🔍 #ChickenScratchMasterpiece"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like it's time for some creative regret management! 🤔📚 Introducing the oughtabiography – a hilarious tale of missed opportunities and shoulda-woulda-couldas! 😂💭 Don't just read about it, live it vicariously through the pages of 'I Oughta Known Better'! 📖✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

  Commentary:
  📚 Parenting Pro Tip: The key to getting your kids to listen? Channeling your inner mom voice and cranking up the volume until it's heard from the next galaxy! This book title is the ultimate truth bomb wrapped in humor – who knew Mom's decibel level held such power? 😂👩‍👧‍👦🔊 #MomVoiceActivated #Parenting101

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

  Commentary:
  Once upon a time, in the distant land of Wi-Fily Ever After, there lived a magical printer that actually did what it was supposed to do – print without any fuss or drama! 🧚‍♂️🖨️ No paper jams, no ink smudges, just pure printing perfection! The villagers rejoiced, for they knew their fairytale endings were just a click away… #PrinterGoals 📜✨

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