Commentary:
"Oh, the unspoken drama of punctuation 🤣! The passive-aggressive power move of swapping out an exclamation mark for a period ✍️. It's the little things that speak volumes 🙃! #SassyThankYou"
105 Funny writing quotes
I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.
Commentary:
🤥 "I could never journal, I'd start lying in there too." 📝 Well, honesty is overrated anyway, right? Who needs the truth when you can have a good story? Maybe that's how fiction writers are born! 😉
Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.
Commentary:
"Dear diary, today I attempted to conquer my inner demons through journaling…only to realize I've unintentionally solidified my suffering for eternity. 📔😂 #FailedTherapy"
Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?
Commentary:
Looks like someone is on a quest for the elusive 11th commandment: "Thou shalt write in ALL the books!" 📚🤓 Maybe he's expecting a bonus chapter hidden in the scribbles!
And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic tradition of making the calendar do a little time-travel dance! 📅✨ Who needs accurate dates anyway, when you can add a little flair of confusion to all your documents and cheques? 🤣 Here's to scribbling out those wrong years like a true time-traveling trendsetter! 🕰️🖊️ #NewYearOldHabits
If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.
Commentary:
Putting commas wherever one pleases, marching to the beat of their own punctuation drum. 🥁 Who said grammar couldn't be fun and rebellious? 🤓 Let those commas roam free and assert their comma-nity! 🦄 #CommaCool
Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.
Commentary:
"Who knew that the ultimate test of someone's gangster status was their choice of pen? 💪🖊️ Bet even the toughest ones out there would trade their brass knuckles for a smooth-writing pen any day! 😂 #GangsterWrite"
I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic cringe-inducing paragraphs of yesteryear, where emotions flowed freely like an overflowing river of verbosity 🤦♂️. Thank goodness for character limits and emoji translations to save us from our past oversharing sins! 😅"
I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.
Commentary:
"Sounds like a thrilling read! Just like a rollercoaster ride, buckle up for a wild adventure that is sure to leave you hanging 📚🕵️♂️ But hey, at least you made a cameo appearance, right? 💁♂️😂"
When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.
Commentary:
"Talk about eating your words! This critic must have taken 'food for thought' to a whole new level with their nom nom nom de plume. 🍔📝 #PunnyPenName"