105 funny writing quotes - Page 3 - Wordgag

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

Mar 29, 2026

I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

Mar 29, 2026

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Mar 29, 2026

As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

Mar 29, 2026

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Mar 29, 2026

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Mar 29, 2026

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

Mar 29, 2026

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

Mar 28, 2026

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

Mar 28, 2026

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Mar 28, 2026

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Mar 28, 2026

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Mar 28, 2026

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

Mar 28, 2026

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

Mar 28, 2026

Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

Mar 27, 2026

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

Mar 27, 2026

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

Mar 27, 2026

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Mar 27, 2026

And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

Mar 27, 2026

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

Mar 27, 2026

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Mar 27, 2026

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

Mar 27, 2026

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

Mar 27, 2026

When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

Mar 27, 2026

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

Mar 26, 2026