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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

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You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

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I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

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Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

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Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

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Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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My life is based on a true story.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

Just shared via Discord:

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

Just landed via Instagram:

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Freshly posted on X:

“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

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I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

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Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

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It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

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My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

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Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

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In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

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If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

Breaking via Discord:

Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

Trending via X:

I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Breaking via Instagram:

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

Seen just now on Discord:

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

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The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

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