Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Commentary:
"Friends with no kids are out here making plans like: 'Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?' 🌏🧳 Meanwhile, my schedule is more like: 'Want to go to the grocery store this Friday… after nap time.' 🤷‍♂️😂"

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Commentary:
Sure! Here's a witty commentary for you:

"New Zealand, old identity crisis? 🤔 Can we give this country an all-new makeover and just call it Zealand already? 🌏🤣 #NameGameStrong"

I hope you enjoyed that playful take on the quote! Let me know if you need more fun commentary.