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Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

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Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

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Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

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I donโ€™t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

I donโ€™t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

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Well, one thing's for sure – those babies must be preparing for some serious slip 'n slide competitions! ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ˜„ But really, maybe baby oil is just their secret weapon to escape diaper duty smoothly ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ซ.



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