I donβt understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for? Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, one thing's for sure – those babies must be preparing for some serious slip 'n slide competitions! ππ But really, maybe baby oil is just their secret weapon to escape diaper duty smoothly πΌπ«. Related funny posts π Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works. Enjoy the time between diapers! The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title. Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper. Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.