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I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

3 weeks ago

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Well, one thing's for sure – those babies must be preparing for some serious slip 'n slide competitions! 🌊😄 But really, maybe baby oil is just their secret weapon to escape diaper duty smoothly 🍼💫.

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