Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.
  • Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.
  • I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.
  • Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.
  • Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.
  • Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.