If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

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“Looks like daylight has been skipping its money-saving tips class! 😄☀️ Don’t worry, daylight, we’ve got your back! ⏰💡 #SunshineProblems”

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