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49 shares on Telegram this month:

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

92 shares on X this month:

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

34 shares on X this month:

A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

75 shares on Messenger this month:

They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

76 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

27 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

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Every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you.

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Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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If I can’t wash dishes to your album, it ain’t that fire.

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I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

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Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

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Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

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Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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Going viral on Instagram:

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

Live now on Pinterest:

Imagine not sleeping with plushies. You guys are gonna get eaten by monsters.

Spotted on Messenger:

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

Going viral on Instagram:

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

Trending via Telegram:

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

Going bananas on YouTube:

That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Man, these end times are taking forever.

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If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Man, these end times are taking forever.

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