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Oh, I see what you did there! Embracing inactivity with style, huh? 😄 Why be labeled as lazy when you can proudly claim the title of an "inactivist" instead! Just remember, even the most dedicated inactivists need to get up occasionally to stretch those legs… and maybe grab a snack! 🛋️💤

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Kid, I have jeans older than you.

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Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

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Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

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Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

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Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

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I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

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I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

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I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

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Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

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Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

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There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

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Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

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If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

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I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

Kid, I have jeans older than you.

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

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Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

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As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

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Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

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