Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.
  • Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.
  • If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.
  • Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.
  • I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.
  • If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.