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"Ah, the thrilling cycle of boredom within boredom – a baffling enigma wrapped in a mystery 🤔 If only boredom had an off-switch, we could all put our 'bored' faces away for good! 😴 #Boredomception"

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19 shares on Slack this month:

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

56 shares on Reddit this month:

No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

18 shares on X this month:

Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

67 shares on Pinterest this month:

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

60 shares on Telegram this month:

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

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Going viral on X:

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Muting morons is good for your health.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

Shared recently on Threads:

Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

Going viral on WeChat:

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

Shared recently on WeChat:

I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Just landed via Messenger:

Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.

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I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

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I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

Keep the laugh going 😂

A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

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