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Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

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Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

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After nearly 40 years, I finally came to understand why some men slip away into a quiet, private life, far from the masses.

Just landed via Reddit:

Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

Trending via Instagram:

Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

Seen just now on Reddit:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

Playful quote about boredom, highlighting the humorous loop of feeling bored and tired of it.
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"Ah, the thrilling cycle of boredom within boredom – a baffling enigma wrapped in a mystery 🤔 If only boredom had an off-switch, we could all put our 'bored' faces away for good! 😴 #Boredomception"

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61 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

44 shares on Twitch this month:

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

20 shares on Instagram this month:

If you love someone, let them sleep.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

70 shares on Telegram this month:

“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

23 shares on TikTok this month:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

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After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

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There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

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The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

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You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

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If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

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Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

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Trending via Twitch:

For the record, I use a turntable.

Going viral on Slack:

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

Going viral on TikTok:

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

Breaking via Threads:

No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

Breaking via WeChat:

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

Making waves on Instagram:

“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

Breaking via Discord:

That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

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