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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

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I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

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The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

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“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

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A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

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The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

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Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.