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Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

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The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

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People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

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Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

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Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

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I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

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Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

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And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

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Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

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Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

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My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

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The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

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Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

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They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

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The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

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I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.

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Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

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It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

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How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

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Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

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Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

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My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

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Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

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People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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