Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.
  • Grab your own butt! Love yourself!
  • I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.
  • It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.
  • My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.
  • Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.