It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

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Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

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Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

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The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.