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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Commentary:
"Wow, selective participation sounds so much fancier than lazy! πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ Who knew sitting on the couch binge-watching Netflix was actually a sophisticated choice? πŸ›‹οΈπŸ“Ί Embrace your inner selective participant! πŸ˜†"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attitude, call, humor, i, lazy, motivation, participation, procrastination, selective, selective participation, ugly, ugly word, word on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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