Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.
  • If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?
  • If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.
  • That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.
  • The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
  • Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?