Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.

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A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

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Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

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It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.