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Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

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Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

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Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

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I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

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The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

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Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

Trending via WeChat:

The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

Going viral on Reddit:

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Making waves on Twitch:

In your 20s, you’ll meet a short man. It’s very important you jump over him.

Seen just now on Messenger:

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

Making waves on Messenger:

When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

Going viral on Twitch:

Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

Going viral on Messenger:

I used to have a great future in my past.

Just landed via Facebook:

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

Going viral on Threads:

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

1 week ago

Playful text about loneliness and hope for change, with a humorous, relatable vibe.

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"Ah yes, the classic 'waiting for life-changing epiphanies in the comfort of my room' strategy 🤔🪞 Just your friendly reminder that life-changing moments don't always come knocking on your door… sometimes you gotta go out there and seize the day! 🌟💃 #VentureOut"

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The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

34 shares on Discord this month:

If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

86 shares on Instagram this month:

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

77 shares on Discord this month:

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

51 shares on Discord this month:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

50 shares on Instagram this month:

TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

63 shares on X this month:

I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

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I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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Imagine not sleeping with plushies. You guys are gonna get eaten by monsters.

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If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

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I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

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Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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I’m only staying up until midnight on New Year’s to watch that bloody year die.

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

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Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Threads:

A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

Spotted on X:

I didn’t get the part of the brain that lets you relax, just the one that overthinks.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Trending via Instagram:

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Seen just now on X:

Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

Just landed via Facebook:

All roads lead to disappointment.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Unpopular opinion: Greek mythology needs more live-action movies. I’m tired of re-watching Percy Jackson.

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