My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features. I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain. There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices. Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life. I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.