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They should invent a type of situation that improves.
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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.
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Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.
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Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.
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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.
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