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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.