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“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

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It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

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My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

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Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.