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I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

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Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

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I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

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All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

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When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

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If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

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I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?