Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.
  • Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.
  • I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.
  • Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.
  • I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.
  • Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.