Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!
  • Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.
  • I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.
  • Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.
  • Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.
  • Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.