The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses. Commentary:"Everyone becomes a detective at the all-you-can-eat buffet, surveilling each other's plates with eagle eyes 👀🕵️♂️. It's a real foodie crime scene! 🍽️😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes. I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets. Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses. Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around. Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”
