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How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

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Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.

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They expect me to work at work.

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Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

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Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

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Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

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No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.