The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes. Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses. Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack. The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat. Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”