The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Everyone becomes a detective at the all-you-can-eat buffet, surveilling each other's plates with eagle eyes 👀🕵️♂️. It's a real foodie crime scene! 🍽️😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes. Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses. Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack. The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat. I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.