The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Everyone becomes a detective at the all-you-can-eat buffet, surveilling each other's plates with eagle eyes 👀🕵️♂️. It's a real foodie crime scene! 🍽️😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes. Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses. Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.” Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack. I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”
