There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

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Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

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Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

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It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

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Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

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It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.