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Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

You don’t see guys traveling around on those seesaw-type push carts on railroad tracks anymore.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

Trending via Snapchat:

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

Freshly posted on Discord:

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Everyday I wait for a vampire to seduce me.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

Making waves on Instagram:

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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Playful quote about embracing mistakes to become a genius, full of humor and wit.

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🤔💡 "They say we learn from our mistakes, that's why I'm making as many as possible. Soon I'll be a genius." 🧠 Keep making mistakes, and one day you might just stumble into brilliance! Just call it 'accidental genius' 😉🌟 #LearningTheGeniusWay

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84 shares on Reddit this month:

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

52 shares on Slack this month:

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

75 shares on Threads this month:

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

59 shares on Threads this month:

The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

44 shares on YouTube this month:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

100 shares on Threads this month:

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

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The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

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When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

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Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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I am thick and tired.

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Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Telegram:

If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Spotted on X:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

Going viral on Threads:

People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

Just landed via Slack:

Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

Going viral on Discord:

A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

Going viral on WeChat:

If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.

Spotted on Facebook:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

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