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🤔💡 "They say we learn from our mistakes, that's why I'm making as many as possible. Soon I'll be a genius." 🧠 Keep making mistakes, and one day you might just stumble into brilliance! Just call it 'accidental genius' 😉🌟 #LearningTheGeniusWay

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I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

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Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

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Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

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You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

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Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

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Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

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No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

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I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

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Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

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I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

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Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

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Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

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What a strange day. And it has been for years.

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You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

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Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.

My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

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Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

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What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

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