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I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

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With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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