Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.
  • It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.
  • As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.
  • I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.
  • In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.
  • A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.