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Oh, the struggles of misunderstood punctuation! 🤪 Just remember, improper use of periods can lead to some very awkward situations. Let's all strive for better timing, both grammatically and in life! ⏰💬🤣

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Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

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2 months ago

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My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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2 months ago

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I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

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5 months ago

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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1 month ago

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The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

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1 month ago

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I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

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1 month ago

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If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

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I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

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I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

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I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

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The only men you can trust is ramen.

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The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

32 shares on X this month:

If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

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Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

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Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

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Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

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I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

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People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

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I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

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Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

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I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

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I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

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If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

Breaking via Discord:

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

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Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

Going viral on Slack:

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Making waves on Pinterest:

My first mistake was leaving the womb.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Going viral on Twitch:

Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

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The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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