Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Oh, the age-old mystery of women and snoring finally explained! 🤣 Maybe it's just their vocal cords getting ready for a whole new day of non-stop talking and laughing! 💁♀️💤😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore. I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them. When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach. That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem. The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.