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Oh, the age-old mystery of women and snoring finally explained! 🤣 Maybe it's just their vocal cords getting ready for a whole new day of non-stop talking and laughing! 💁‍♀️💤😂

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In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

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Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

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Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

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The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

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My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

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I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

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We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

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We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.

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Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

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As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

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It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

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Coffee is better when you have no work.

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His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

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Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

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I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

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Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

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Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

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Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

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Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

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Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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