Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWomen do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore. I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am. I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears. I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns. It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!
