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Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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Oh, the age-old mystery of women and snoring finally explained! 🤣 Maybe it's just their vocal cords getting ready for a whole new day of non-stop talking and laughing! 💁‍♀️💤😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cord, humor, joke, just, night, snore, sound, vocal, vocal cord, women on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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