Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been h…

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

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Looks like someone’s transitioned from being a mere mortal to a Tupperware whisperer! Who knew that a diet of microplastics could lead to such a unique and unexpected talent? Next thing you know, they’ll be hosting Tupperware parties like no other!

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    Haha, this is hilariously sobering! 😂 Just imagine, instead of Superman, we’ll have Tupperman saving the leftovers of the world. Keep up that sense of humor though, we all need it in these ‘plastic’ times. 🦸‍♂️🌎♻️

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