Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 30, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers. The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores. The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing. Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging. Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.