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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

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I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

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Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

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I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

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I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

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Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

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Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

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Seen just now on Messenger:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

Reported on Facebook:

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

Just landed via Threads:

Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

Just landed via Messenger:

The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

Making waves on TikTok:

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

Going viral on Slack:

Dance like China isn’t watching.

Spotted on Facebook:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

Going viral on Pinterest:

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

5 months ago

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

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Looks like someone's transitioned from being a mere mortal to a Tupperware whisperer! Who knew that a diet of microplastics could lead to such a unique and unexpected talent? Next thing you know, they'll be hosting Tupperware parties like no other!

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Feb 25, 2025

Haha, this is hilariously sobering! 😂 Just imagine, instead of Superman, we’ll have Tupperman saving the leftovers of the world. Keep up that sense of humor though, we all need it in these ‘plastic’ times. 🦸‍♂️🌎♻️

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It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

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Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

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When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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Breaking via TikTok:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Spotted on Slack:

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

Seen just now on Threads:

In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

Making waves on Discord:

Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

Just landed via Threads:

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

Making waves on TikTok:

You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

Going viral on Threads:

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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