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They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

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I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

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The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

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I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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I will sit in the rain about this.

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“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

Somebody needs to get my shit together.

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

(at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

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“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

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Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

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Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

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I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

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