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  • Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.
  • I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.
  • Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.
  • I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.
  • The only ex I cheated on is my exam.
  • So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.