ā€œYou look nervousā€ Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

ā€œYou look nervousā€ Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

Commentary:
“Ah, the art of looking nervously composed! 🙃 It’s all about mastering the fine balance between jittery energy and subtle panic 😉. It’s a skill honed to perfection through years of fidgeting and overthinking! 💁‍♂️ #NervousPro”

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