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  • It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.
  • My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.
  • I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.
  • I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.
  • Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?
  • If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.