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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

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Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

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I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

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I miss when bills were none of my business.

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Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

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I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

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I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.