50+ Funny Life Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh Through the Chaos

New funny life jokes

• Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.

• There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

• This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.

• Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?

• Animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

• In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

• I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using ChatGPT for anything.

• You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

• The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

• For Christmas, I’d like to figure it all out.

Top funny life jokes

• You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

• If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

• Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

• Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

• I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

• I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.

• The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

• The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

• It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.

• You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

Popular funny life jokes

• Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

• There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

• Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

• I have a very active anti-social life.

• Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

• Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

• At least life has music.

• It’s our first time on Earth, so why are you a life coach?

• Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.

• My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

More funny life jokes

• That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

• My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

• I will improve my life after I doom scroll a little more. Yes.

• I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

• It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

• No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

• I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

• That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

• Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

• Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

Witty life jokes

• Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

• The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

• We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

• YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.

• This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

• Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

• Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

• Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

• Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

• Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?