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50+ Funny Workplace Jokes That’ll Make Your 9-to-5 Hilarious

Funny workplace jokes prove that the office is full of laugh-out-loud moments 😄. From awkward meetings to quirky coworkers and coffee-fueled disasters, the daily grind has endless comedy 🤭. Whether you’re working from home, in a cubicle, or managing a team, these jokes capture the funny side of office life. Get ready to chuckle through your workday 😂.

New funny workplace jokes

  • Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny.
  • I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.
  • Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.
  • Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.
  • Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.
  • I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.
  • No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.
  • Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.
  • I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.
  • Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

Top funny workplace jokes

  • Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?
  • Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.
  • A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.
  • I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.
  • Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.
  • If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.
  • Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.
  • Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”
  • The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.
  • Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.
  • Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”
  • Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.
  • Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?
  • Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.
  • Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.
  • Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.
  • I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.
  • Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.
  • Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.
  • People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

More funny workplace jokes

  • I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.
  • “PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.
  • Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”
  • I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.
  • The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.
  • Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?
  • Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.
  • Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.
  • Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.
  • I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

Witty workplace jokes

  • I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.
  • The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.
  • I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.
  • “AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.
  • Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.
  • I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”
  • Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?
  • I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.
  • If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.
  • Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

Funny workplace jokes remind us that a good laugh makes the job easier 😆. From email blunders to office antics and casual chaos, humor keeps the 9-to-5 bearable. Share these jokes with colleagues, enjoy the silly moments, and remember: every workplace is funnier when laughter is on the schedule 🤣.

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