Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

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I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

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Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

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Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

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Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

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Half princess, half menace.

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Shorts should be half the price of pants.