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"Ah, the age-old dilemma of what truly defines our humanity… Will our ability to correctly identify traffic lights be the deciding factor in the robot uprising? 🚦🤖 #StayVigilant"

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What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

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Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

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2 months ago

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I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

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2 months ago

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I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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2 months ago

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She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

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2 months ago

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I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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1 month ago

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Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

50 shares on Telegram this month:

I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

47 shares on Threads this month:

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

30 shares on Twitch this month:

The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

38 shares on X this month:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

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Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

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Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

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A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

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New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

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I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

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Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

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My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

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Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

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It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Live now on YouTube:

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

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I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Breaking via Instagram:

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

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The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

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What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

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I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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