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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

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How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

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If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

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Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.