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You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

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My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

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Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

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Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

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The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

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Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

Just landed via Reddit:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

Going viral on Facebook:

Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

Going viral on Twitch:

“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

Just landed via Reddit:

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

6 months ago

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

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Ah, yes, the exquisite culinary masterpiece! 🍜🍝 Ramen, the anime spaghetti – taking your taste buds on a flavorful journey through the whimsical world of Japanese cuisine. It's like a delicious animated version of Italian pasta, with a side order of quirky characters and magical seasonings! Who knew that noodles could be this full of drama and flavor? 🌟😄

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Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

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I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

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I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

Just shared via Facebook:

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

Trending via Snapchat:

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

Breaking via Pinterest:

You used to calm me on my cell phone!

Spotted on Telegram:

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Seen just now on Discord:

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

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