Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Twitter is an abusement park.
  • It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.
  • If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.
  • A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.
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