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Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

5 days ago

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I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

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Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

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There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

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I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

6 days ago

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I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.

4 days ago

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72 shares on Telegram this month:

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

39 shares on Slack this month:

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

40 shares on Instagram this month:

Telling the guy next to me on the subway that I’m not even ticklish, so don’t bother trying.

78 shares on X this month:

Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

79 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

34 shares on Reddit this month:

God gives the most irritable bowels to the most beautiful angels.

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Gyms are empty because they’re all on weight loss drugs.

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

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Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

You don’t see guys traveling around on those seesaw-type push carts on railroad tracks anymore.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

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Just shared via WhatsApp:

Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

Breaking via Telegram:

Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

Going viral on Threads:

My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

Live now on LinkedIn:

If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

Just landed via Messenger:

Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

Spotted on Messenger:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Spotted on Threads:

So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

Seen just now on Messenger:

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

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Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.

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