“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster? Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Sure thing! Here's a witty response for you: "When you see 'baby on board', it's like a polite way of saying 'please speed up, we have a tiny VIP on board!' 🚗👶💨 #NeedForSpeed" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title. Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works. Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby. Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.