“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

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Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

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I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

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“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

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A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.