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"Nobody checked in with the sun to see if it needed rescuing 🌞 Maybe it's perfectly content with its job of brightening our days, who are we to assume otherwise? 🤔😄"

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How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

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I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

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3 months ago

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My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

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If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

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2 months ago

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My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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2 months ago

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Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

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2 months ago

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50 shares on Twitch this month:

Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

14 shares on Snapchat this month:

I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

45 shares on Threads this month:

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

56 shares on Slack this month:

The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

21 shares on Discord this month:

One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

70 shares on Threads this month:

Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

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My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

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Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

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Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

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We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

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I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

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Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

Going bananas on Threads:

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

Going viral on Discord:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

Making waves on Instagram:

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Vegetables are actually pretty good when they’re fried.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

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Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

Trending via Pinterest:

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

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