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- I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.
- I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.
- I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.
- When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”
- As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.
