Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

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🤣🎉 Oh, the circle of life! Just when we think we’ve got it all figured out, the universe kindly reminds us that we were just tiny potatoes in a much larger stew of life’s absurdity a year ago. Here’s to another year of growing, learning, and looking back at our former selves like, “Wow, an actual potato had more sense than me back then!” 🥔🤓

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