Everyone is getting idioter.

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

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I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

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I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

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“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.