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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

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That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

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How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

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Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

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Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

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Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

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Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.