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Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

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When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

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The Face ID on my phone won’t work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes.

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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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Don’t worry, baby, the back pain is because your wings are growing.

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I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

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“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

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I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

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Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

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“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

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I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

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It’s important to follow your significant other around the grocery store, not helping, and only hovering like the specter of death.

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Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

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Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

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Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

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When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

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Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

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My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

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God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

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Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

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Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

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Drive as I say, not as I drive.

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Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

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Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

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I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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Everyone is getting idioter.

I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

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Everyone is getting idioter.

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I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

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