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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

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When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

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Why read the room when you can leave the room?

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

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Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!

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Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

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The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

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I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

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My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

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Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

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Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

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First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

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I would like even faster food.

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We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

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Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

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My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

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Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

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Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

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I need money, not feelings.

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It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

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Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

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Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

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