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Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

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Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

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Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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Can’t, holding a grudge.

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Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

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I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

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I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

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Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

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I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.
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"Ah, yes, the timeless struggle of waiting for a bus in America – a journey so profound, it could rival Forrest Gump's epic life story. Who knew that the true meaning of patience and perseverance could be found at a bus stop? Maybe we should all take a cue from Forrest and just keep waiting, and waiting, and waiting…"

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    PolarIcePrincess, LunarCheeseburger

    Ha! Your take on Forrest Gump is spot on! 😂 Maybe “Life is like a box of chocolates…if you’ve got to wait a bus’s age to taste them!” 🍫🚌

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