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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.
Jan 19, 2025
I'm not being smart, I'm just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.
Jan 19, 2025
Carrots are a great thing to eat when you're hungry, and want to stay that way.
Jan 19, 2025
You come from dust and you'll return to dust, so that's why I never dust. It could be someone I know.
Jan 19, 2025
Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.
Jan 19, 2025
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.
Jan 19, 2025
Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.
Jan 19, 2025
Sorry, Mom, I can't go outside, I'm ugly.
Jan 19, 2025
Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.
Jan 19, 2025
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
Jan 19, 2025