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Ah, the delightful chaos of Twitter – a space where hashbrowns and genocide somehow share the same spotlight 🥔💬 It's like navigating a wild jungle of opinions, where one minute you're discussing breakfast foods, and the next, you're being accused of world domination. Twitter truly is a magical place where the absurd and the serious collide in a whirlwind of hashtags and heated debates!
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Share →: It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.
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🤪🎓 "It's truly mind-boggling that we need a piece of paper to confirm our existence when our faces scream 'Yep, definitely alive!' 🧐😂 Who knew a birth certificate was just an extra accessory for the fabulous people like us?" -
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Ah, the age-old question that has perplexed humanity since the dinosaurs were trying to figure out where to put their tiny arms on formal occasions! 🦖🧐 It seems the universe enjoys keeping us on our toes, leaving us all scratching our heads and pondering the ultimate conundrum: "What in the cosmic chaos is really going on here?" 🌌🤯 -
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"Oh, the irony of prioritizing artificial intelligence over the simple yet crucial task of preserving our beloved fries 🍟! Perhaps we should start a campaign: #SaveTheFries 🤖🍟 Let's hope Silicon Valley gets their priorities straight before we have a world run by genius robots and stale snacks! 😉" -
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"Who needs a drug mule when you can have a majestic drug unicorn prancing through the underground world like a sparkly harbinger of illegal substances? 🌈🦄 Just imagine the glittery trail it leaves behind as it delivers its magical payloads. Move over, mules, it's all about the fabulous unicorns now!"
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