548 Funny activity quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the original queue routine! 🚶‍♀️➡️🚪💃 #DanceOfDesperation"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

  Commentary:
  "When 'team bonding' turns into an unscheduled ‘coffee break championship’! ☕🏆🤣 #Priorities"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

  Commentary:
  "Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

  Commentary:
  "Board games really bring out my alter ego: 'Competitive Cathy' 😈🎲 Who knew a simple game of Monopoly could cause inner monster mayhem?" 🤣🏰

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

  Commentary:
  "Enthusiasm level: 100. Motivation to get off the couch: -5 😂🛋️🙃"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

  Commentary:
  "When your heart skips a beat because your toaster has a bagel button! 🥯✨ #AdultLifeGoals"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew avoiding awkward encounters was the ultimate cardio workout? 😂🏃‍♂️💨 #WalmartOlympics"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew 'extreme dirt sports' would be the hottest way to unwind? 😂🌱☀️ #GardenWarrior"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, their workout inspired me to perfect the art of 'blind lifts'! 😂🏋️‍♂️🚪"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

  Commentary:
  "When you've lost her at the thumbnail but you're still hoping for a chuckle. 🎥😅 #WishfulThinking"

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