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Riding our bikes so far in the 80s and 90s, we basically had passports for the neighborhood! 🚴♂️🌍📦
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Self-care is smoking a solo blunt with music.
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Sounds relaxing—until you get too into the music and lose the lighter! 🎶😅🔥
You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.
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Mooo-ving proof that staying young at heart is udderly irresistible! 🐮🚗😂
A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.
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Throw in some marshmallows and we’ve got ourselves a five-star getaway! 🏕️🔥🍫
I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.
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Oh, so that's why I love podcasts—it's like being a part-time extrovert! 🎧😂🗣️✨
Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.
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Sounds like an intense networking event! Hope you didn't exchange addresses with Jesus just yet! 🥾🚑😂
There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.
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Is this the day I find out my friend is secretly a superhero or just really good at coffee runs? 🦸♀️☕️👔
Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.
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Count me in! I've got a lung capacity like a bagpipe and an appetite to match! 😱🍕😂
Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.
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Overthinking is like the never-ending buffet of thoughts — all you can think, forever! 🤔🍝🥲
Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.
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Looks like we're about to uncover some ancient secrets from the school of hard knocks! 🥚📜😆